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Name: Ryan
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Monday, June 25, 2007

a very small update

Hello? Is this on?

Wow, I've been gone awhile. Two and a half months, it looks like. Do I have any fans left? Did I have any to begin with? Forgive me, but I've been busy. Well, not so much busy as preoccupied.

Her name is Amber. Xanga users know her as Pianorose.

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Here's a picture of her with a young friend.

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Notice the shiny piece of metal on her left hand.

amber's ring

Of course, everybody I care about has known about our engagement for some time, so this post is relatively pointless. And if you didn't already know about it, well...don't take it personally.

Anyway, don't expect me to post much until August, unless I receive specific requests. It's not that I don't want to post. I'm just too pleasantly preoccupied to think about it.

amber and ryan



Saturday, April 07, 2007

Currently Reading
Miracles
By C. S. Lewis
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the hardest post i've ever written

I'm going to puke. No, first I'll pass out, then I'll puke. No, you can choke that way, better puke first.

Did you know this past week was national "Be Kind to Spiders Week"? Needless to say, I am horrified. And if you did know, thank you for not telling me.

I mean, isn't this rather like "Be Kind to Nazis Week" or "Be Kind to Paper Cuts Week"? Okay, Nazis and paper cuts don't really match, but you see what I mean.

I have a perverse desire to share my fear with you. Enjoy.


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But just in case some of you ladies out there (my mom, for instance) think my fear of spiders to be a little ridiculous, I leave you with the following image, which I happen to think is cool:


snake eating rat


Wednesday, March 21, 2007

the M&Ms

"Enough of all that boring story-telling philosophy. Just give us more pictures of Owen and Evelyn!"

Fine.

how's it goin
How's it going?


i was never as small as that kid over there
I was never as small as that kid!



and i shake it to the right
...and then I shake it to the right!


i can feel myself growing taller
Listen, I can hear myself growing.


what'd you say about my mom
Are you dissin' Pooh Bear?!


my bowl and my sippy cup are both yellow, and i hate yellow
My bowl and my sippy cup are both yellow, and I hate yellow!



i can't believe you just said that about my mom
I can't believe you just dissed Pooh Bear!


you didn't just see me throw that tantrum, did you
You don't think anyone saw me throw that tantrum, do you?


i can take you, let's go
Wanna fight? Let's go!


oh dear, i think i just blew it
I think we just blew it.



Thursday, March 15, 2007

Currently Reading
The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare (Penguin Classics)
By G. K. Chesterton
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beanstalks

For there is amongst us a set of critics, who seem to hold, that every possible thought and image is traditional; who have no notion that there are such things as fountains in the world, small as well as great; and who would therefore charitably derive every rill they behold flowing, from a perforation made in some other man's tank.
                   
--Samuel Taylor Coleridge, from his preface to "Kubla Khan"


Well, obviously he's wrong. For you see, there are really only three basic plot types: the fall from grace, the survival story, and the messianic story. Eden, the Flood, and Christ. And of course you can have combinations of them, such as the Exodus from Egypt.

So really, all plots since Genesis are simply re-combinations of older plots populated with re-combinations of older characters. After all, only God can create ex nihilo. We mortals can only work with what we've been given. And yet we've been given so much that the possible combinations are truly endless.

And so Coleridge is wrong.

The ironic thing is that university English departments -- the high priests of the cult of personal creativity/originality -- love to agree. But the reason they say there are no original plots is not because it's true. They say it because they're too lazy to perform the difficult -- but very rewarding -- task of recombining elements of what's come before to create something that most people simply call "new." It takes a great deal of planning and ingenuity to create a new recombination of elements that becomes more than the sum of its parts. Ninety percent perspiration, as they say.

But it's not just a matter of laziness. It's a matter of arrogance. It's well known within my circles that "literary" types generally hate genre stories, genre meaning sci-fi/fantasy, mystery, romance, adventure, and any combination thereof. Only the "real" matters. Only the gritty details of so-called "everyday life" are worth writing about.

And so it seems to me that if the "genres" are off limits, there is only one thing left to write about: endings. It seems to me that most literary stories (of which I've had to read a great many) are always about the ends of things, whether of people or of eras. Characters either die (whether physically or mentally), or they cause the death of someone else (physically or mentally) via some form of disloyalty or unfaithfulness. How many literary stories are about the death of, or one's rebellion against, one's father or father-figure? How many are about illicit love? How many are about letting someone down, or being let down by others and having a relationship permanently changed for the worse?

All of them.

The problem is that stories of redemption, stories about overcoming the odds, stories about things turning out better than they started, usually require some element of the improbable, if not the out-right fantastic. Something must come into the protagonist's life from the outside, something that isn't part of the normal, gritty, slice-o-life grind. Something larger than life. Evil. Big, fat, cigar-chomping, black-hat Evil. Or the impossible suddenly made probable. The rip in space/time. The Thing become flesh. Or at the very least, the insurmountable wall with a hairline crack. The Dark Tower. The Big Thing that normal people can't make or do on just any given Thursday.

Literary writers hate such things. They hate Bigness. They can only wrap their minds around the Small. And yet, a story must have conflict, or else it is only a poem, or less, a painting. And so, having cast aside the "genres" -- where Big Things stomp around and make noise -- all that's left to write about is Death.

Old man! 'tis not so difficult to die.
                                    -- Lord Byron, Manfred (Act III, Scene IV)



Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Currently Reading
Treasure Island (Signet Classics)
By Robert Louis Stevenson
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now that we know who you are, i finally know who i am

There are thousands and thousands of those "What kind of ?? are you?" quizzes out there, and I've never really cared about any of them. I mean, who cares what kind of coffee I am, really? If I told you I was a cafe latte fredo as opposed to an espresso con panna, would you really have a better idea of what I was like? (I'm "black coffee" btw.)

The problem was I never found a quiz that mattered. Until now.


My pirate name is:
Bloody Sam Rackham
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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